Kendall Milton is a true HOLLYWOMAN — a WGA screenwriter, brand writer, actor, producer, singer-songwriter, and comedian.

She’s had a real journey through Hollyweird — from the Me-Toos, Meet-Cutes, Big Breaks, Big Breakdowns, Big Breakthroughs, and Big Dreams — like Pickled, the female-led pickleball comedy she wrote, is producing, and is starring in with SNL’s Leslie Jones and Eleanor Kerrigan (to be Jones’ directorial debut).

She’s had a movie optioned by Village Roadshow, developed a rom-com with Mike Medavoy and Andy Fleming for Phoenix Pictures, created TV shows with Nicolas Cage, Kunal Nayyar, and Jeff Garlin (with the creators of Curb your Enthusiasm, Max Greenfield, and show runner Erin O’Mally), and written award-winning comedic ads for brands like Apple, Dormeo, Pocket Fm, Den Meditation, and billboard copy for acclaimed HBO show’s like Insecure and White Lotus. She’s also written brand jingles like Bloom into You for the brand Divinely Human by Jamie Wozny.

As a true Hollywoman, she’s just as proud of what she’s walked away from — sexism, abuse, and shady deals — to protect her peace and tell the truth about what she’s actually been through in Hollyweird. (She’s also still owed over $100K by a bankrupt movie studio. If that doesn’t get paid soon, she may end up back in the Craigslist gigs section. Full circle?)

On stage, Kendall has performed in comedy shows like Laugh Riot Grrrl and Stranger than Fiction. She’s starred in several hit digital series for LoveXO alongside internet stars like Txunamy Ortiz (5.4M+), in viral TV program’s like Familia Diamond (11.5M), and appeared in films like Guest House alongside Bobby Lee, Aimeé Teegarden, and Pauly Shore. She’s written, produced, and co-directed Funny or Die sketches like PSA: Millennials in the Workplace and her own TV Pilot Love Not Likes alongside actors like Nikki Soohoo, The Kaplan Twins, Eleanor Kerrigan and Dylan Mulvaney.

Currently, she’s focused on her Crazy Ex-Girlfriend-esk TV Pilot (about meeting Nicolas Cage on Craigslist), her Pickleball comedy, Pickled, which will mark Leslie Jones’ directorial debut; her Broadway and movie musical Butterflies with composer James Allen Roberson (The Crown, Old Dads, Barry, Happy Gilmore 2, Veep Spirit Riding Free); and her original movie Candyland based on the Hasbro board game.

She is represented by attorney Eric Brooks (whose clients include Brad Pitt,Russell Crowe, and Neil Patrick Harris). For commercial acting she’s repped by Laura Soo Hoo, but is seeking the right agent or management team to rep her across the board and can truly understand her authentic voice and range.

She’s here to bring some much-needed feminine power to the twisted town of Holly-weird.